Zee Unpublished Projects
(yes, I got paid)
This is real: I developed a comic strip called "The Marcia Chronicles" for Glad ForceFlex garbage bags. (OMG that title! I love it.)
She had a glam friend and a hapless friend, and a crush on her gorge garbage man!
It was going to be a national ad campaign!!!




I did a PITA job developing designs for merch for some stupid TNBC show that I never even saw!

On the other end of the spectrum: I did a whole ton of work for a woman-run phone-sex company. A digital paper doll, a few illustrations, and a detailed plan for a comic strip called āPigtail Posseā! (Their deal was āprivate schoolgirlsā). Never got past a few finished illos. Sad face.



How can I top that??
Well, all that self-pub hustle also got me on TV!
LOL this is so embarrassing...