Zee Unpublished Projects
(yes, I got paid)

This is real: I developed a comic strip called "The Marcia Chronicles" for Glad ForceFlex garbage bags. (OMG that title! I love it.)

She had a glam friend and a hapless friend, and a crush on her gorge garbage man!

It was going to be a national ad campaign!!!

I did a PITA job developing designs for merch for some stupid TNBC show that I never even saw!

On the other end of the spectrum: I did a whole ton of work for a woman-run phone-sex company. A digital paper doll, a few illustrations, and a detailed plan for a comic strip called ā€œPigtail Posseā€! (Their deal was ā€œprivate schoolgirlsā€). Never got past a few finished illos. Sad face.

How can I top that??

Well, all that self-pub hustle also got me on TV!

LOL this is so embarrassing...

YO, I GOTTA SEE THIS